Monday, March 23, 2009

Looking for adventure..? Travel to the wild, wild, west Nebraska!?!*#

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Okay, so how do you think most people react to the question:

"You're not doing anything with that old electric chair, are you?"

How would you react if you were running the corrections prison?

How would your travel plans to Nebraska change?

How would you conclude that the true intentions of these town-folks is to allure travelers and not to do away with them?

Only one way to find out....

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Digging up the dirt on Darwin - the depths to which some non-believers would sink to... :p

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Alright, I am just kidding - again. But to have servants help you with every single act of your day, would just be superb, n'est pas?

And a guy like Darwin who had to study only two hours of math (which would still suck, but hey, maybe he had a servant who did his homework for him) and some other nonsense, rightfully had too much time on his hands.

And that's how he must have come up with all this nonsense about evolution. Sheesh, what can you expect from a guy who had all these servants, had his dad pay for his school and he went shooting with his friends all the time (reminds of you a US President in the recent past?)...



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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

"I'm flattered people even want to hear me in the first place." - George W. Bush!

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Don't worry about the actual article. Isn't nitpicking what we are supposed to do anyway?

One thing we can deduce about Bush is that he is not big on "truthisms". He is more the "truth" guy. Who else would admit the truth about himself?

That said, many of us on the interwebs are not as flattered as much as flabbergasted!

What kind of people pay $3100 to hear him? In Canada? Some people MUST really miss humor in their life. Thanks to his bibliophilic aspirations to build a library (possibly of coloring books), we can hear more of this jolly old, humorous....

Basically he won't go away. Neither will Cheney.

As the old saint would say "Oh fun!"


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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Grassley admits "I never mean what I say"

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When Grassley wants you to kill yourself, he really means it - not apparently. Maybe he thought he was like Cuomo? Giving executives a deadline, trying to see what they would do? But he just said he doesn't mean what he said.

Here is Grassley's itinerary for the reminder of this week:

1. Wednesday - Apologize to Japanese leaders for talking about how they apologize. He did not mean that their apologies were justified.

2. Thursday - Apologize to all businessmen because he wasn't being favorable only to Japanese Businessmen.

3. Friday - Apologize to everyone else, because he didn't mean to be nice only to businessmen in general.

The real problem is, one shudders (as one is) what would Grassley like to tell people on work visas about his views on their duration on this planet. Impressive for a "pro-life" guy.


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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Of what use is a government that cannot govern? otherwise known as "outrage at AIG bonuses"

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What contract binding? If it had not been your and my tax money there would be no AIG. Here is a new contract Geithner:

Call AIG and tell them if the bonuses are not returned, the people who got the bonuses can leave. Don't we have enough people who would be happy to take up the jobs?

A sign that a government is becoming useless to its own people is when it doesn't even want to think beyond a straight line.

Every problem has a solution - if people thought with real earnest. AIG needs a long overdue house cleaning and perhaps the Obama administration is not up to the task...


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Sunday, March 08, 2009

Worried that college students are not getting the appropriate job skills? - Here's probably why!

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I am sure you love Star Trek as much as I do (boy was that a terrible thing to confess to). Or, maybe you sit up thinking about Wonder Women and werewolves as much as I do as well.

But how is sitting through a college class discussing your private fetishes going to help you actually learn any skills in engineering, science, stocking, sales or anything useful?

Shouldn't they be firing the idiots who teach such drivel?

Know of a single nation outside the US where such crap would be tolerated?


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