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And, just when I thought I was done for the day...here is a gift from the License Raj attitude for those of you who understand it!
Fake data.
Viva "get it done no matter what"
Well, the rest is easy. The company just lost 10.5% of their stock....just 10.5%! That's what surprises me the most...
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Monday, July 14, 2008
Is Obama running a campaign without sense or humor..I mean sense of humor?
Ah, the pleasures of not being rich and famous like the New Yorker.
Why is the cover offensive? After all, we live in a world of "Ugly is Art". Following that logic, the magazine employed some hapless artist to cull all the wrong things that have been said about Obama and his wife and put together, what I think is a pretty (well, maybe not pretty) hilarious cartoon.
It would have served as a great tool for the Obamans to prove that the Right was being downright nuts.
Of course, how can we let commonsense take over? So, the silly campaign went overboard yelling from rooftops.
Does it remind you of the nonsense kicked up the Islamic people about the cartoons?
Oh my Gosh, did I just mention Obama and Islam in the same blog!!!
I think the Obama campaign needs to come down from this "holier than thou" attitude. They are telling people how to run families, comedians how to do shows and now magazines what to put on covers.
Uh, free world, remember?
All the arrogance seems to stem from this notion that people have nowhere else to go but to vote for them. Well, it didn't work in 2004....
Or is it that, having found no satisfactory congregation, the Obama campaign is trying to create a church for him, giving out instructions to the rest of the world on how to live its life?
Having said all this, I am proud that I am not as famous as the New Yorker. You see, not many people read my blog. Nor do most people apply commonsense in their lives....
Oh, what the future beholds (No hope, just a mirror of our current existence)...
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Why is the cover offensive? After all, we live in a world of "Ugly is Art". Following that logic, the magazine employed some hapless artist to cull all the wrong things that have been said about Obama and his wife and put together, what I think is a pretty (well, maybe not pretty) hilarious cartoon.
It would have served as a great tool for the Obamans to prove that the Right was being downright nuts.
Of course, how can we let commonsense take over? So, the silly campaign went overboard yelling from rooftops.
Does it remind you of the nonsense kicked up the Islamic people about the cartoons?
Oh my Gosh, did I just mention Obama and Islam in the same blog!!!
I think the Obama campaign needs to come down from this "holier than thou" attitude. They are telling people how to run families, comedians how to do shows and now magazines what to put on covers.
Uh, free world, remember?
All the arrogance seems to stem from this notion that people have nowhere else to go but to vote for them. Well, it didn't work in 2004....
Or is it that, having found no satisfactory congregation, the Obama campaign is trying to create a church for him, giving out instructions to the rest of the world on how to live its life?
Having said all this, I am proud that I am not as famous as the New Yorker. You see, not many people read my blog. Nor do most people apply commonsense in their lives....
Oh, what the future beholds (No hope, just a mirror of our current existence)...
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Wednesday, July 09, 2008
In Romania: The Free Speech (or screech?) rights for bad news
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Damn the Romanian government. They were just about to yank a whole lot of biz-ness for the anti-depressants market! Thank God justice prevailed.
Now, if the Romanian government is overthrown for unparalleled stupidity (and someone in a certain white colored house sighs in relief, that he is not the one as was commonly expected to bear this title), would that be good or bad news?
See, they have Reporters without Borders, Doctors without Borders and so on...
Romania (not unlike many other places) has a Government without Brains....
Enjoy!!!!
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Damn the Romanian government. They were just about to yank a whole lot of biz-ness for the anti-depressants market! Thank God justice prevailed.
Now, if the Romanian government is overthrown for unparalleled stupidity (and someone in a certain white colored house sighs in relief, that he is not the one as was commonly expected to bear this title), would that be good or bad news?
See, they have Reporters without Borders, Doctors without Borders and so on...
Romania (not unlike many other places) has a Government without Brains....
Enjoy!!!!
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Monday, June 30, 2008
And in today morning's "Idiots only" edition, this...
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So you know what: the ferris wheel was going too slow.
I am also sure a moving wheel had an influence on either's brains. Both their brains must have been jolted into action by a fast moving wheel.
Alas, I don't know if the wheel was going clockwise or counter-clockwise, but it definitely did not get either's brain functioning in the right way.
Gears crunched, neurons creaked, pathways fired and both made complete asses of themselves.
But, don't be so bitter. They did it for us! All of us!!!
How else would you want your Monday morning brightened?
Talk about a joy ride....
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So you know what: the ferris wheel was going too slow.
I am also sure a moving wheel had an influence on either's brains. Both their brains must have been jolted into action by a fast moving wheel.
Alas, I don't know if the wheel was going clockwise or counter-clockwise, but it definitely did not get either's brain functioning in the right way.
Gears crunched, neurons creaked, pathways fired and both made complete asses of themselves.
But, don't be so bitter. They did it for us! All of us!!!
How else would you want your Monday morning brightened?
Talk about a joy ride....
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Friday, June 27, 2008
Friday morning sunshine from dailywritingtips.com : The worst book ever written
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I was always afraid that my yet to be unwritten books will attain this glory. Well, that has passed...for now!
Please read the blog and go to the permalink listed on the blog..
Enjoy your Friday. And think twice before you write...
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I was always afraid that my yet to be unwritten books will attain this glory. Well, that has passed...for now!
Please read the blog and go to the permalink listed on the blog..
Enjoy your Friday. And think twice before you write...
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
On again, off again, on again, off again? on again? on/off, off/on, on, off, o, f, o......
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And you thought you had to be unemployed, sitting at home watching soap operas to access high class drama queens.
Or maybe CNET is smoking something.....
Oh well.
So what do YOU think is going to happen next?
At this point I think both Yahoo! and Microsoft are full of butt heads.
Not so fast.
If you know Steve Balmer well, it would appear this is something he has been playing all along, forcing Yahoo! to give in after they failed to play nice.
To complete this love polygon, we do need a couple of Democrat Senators, Google and the FTC.
Wonder when they will step in?!
And this way, Yahoo! will be ever pregnant, never delivering and no one will ask why not....
Do you think the Yahoo! Board came up with this pregnancy pact?!
Too many sarcastic lines of thought, must stop....
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And you thought you had to be unemployed, sitting at home watching soap operas to access high class drama queens.
Or maybe CNET is smoking something.....
Oh well.
So what do YOU think is going to happen next?
At this point I think both Yahoo! and Microsoft are full of butt heads.
Not so fast.
If you know Steve Balmer well, it would appear this is something he has been playing all along, forcing Yahoo! to give in after they failed to play nice.
To complete this love polygon, we do need a couple of Democrat Senators, Google and the FTC.
Wonder when they will step in?!
And this way, Yahoo! will be ever pregnant, never delivering and no one will ask why not....
Do you think the Yahoo! Board came up with this pregnancy pact?!
Too many sarcastic lines of thought, must stop....
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Monday, June 23, 2008
As Yahoo! burned Decker played the reorganization harp...
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This is when you no companies have no clue. It is surprising to see that even in 2008, when you think you are in some kind of age of activism (or at the least activity), these things happen.
Hmm.....
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This is when you no companies have no clue. It is surprising to see that even in 2008, when you think you are in some kind of age of activism (or at the least activity), these things happen.
Hmm.....
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It's Official, Jesus is an ex-traffic cop....
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And you can now watch him on ABC.
We have come to this now...
I know we were supposed to treat everyone equal, but taking out a guy who belongs in a pyschiatric ward and giving him his "15 minutes" is a giant leap towards uselessness.
Next up on ABC:
A new reality show by Jesus featuring him as a narcotics division officer...
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And you can now watch him on ABC.
We have come to this now...
I know we were supposed to treat everyone equal, but taking out a guy who belongs in a pyschiatric ward and giving him his "15 minutes" is a giant leap towards uselessness.
Next up on ABC:
A new reality show by Jesus featuring him as a narcotics division officer...
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Saturday, June 21, 2008
In weird romance news: Jilted? Take your ex to court to ensure that you get embarrased enough...
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Wow! What a genius. I wonder why the girl broke up with him. Dude, if the money was so important why did you date her in the first place. And I don't even want to explore the idea of understanding why you wanted the money back..!
And what the heck was the girl thinking? She actually signed the document.
In a way, I am sad for the two of them. Oxymoronically, they are the "perfect" couple for each other.
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Wow! What a genius. I wonder why the girl broke up with him. Dude, if the money was so important why did you date her in the first place. And I don't even want to explore the idea of understanding why you wanted the money back..!
And what the heck was the girl thinking? She actually signed the document.
In a way, I am sad for the two of them. Oxymoronically, they are the "perfect" couple for each other.
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In legal "news" : When stupidity engulfed Canada...
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What the hey? I agree, punishing kids is probably not a great way to go. Who knows, maybe the punishment was strong as well. But this kid needed some "grounding". What the heck was this judge, er...thinking?
Let's see if we ever hear about the appeal process.
Enjoy your Saturday....
What the hey? I agree, punishing kids is probably not a great way to go. Who knows, maybe the punishment was strong as well. But this kid needed some "grounding". What the heck was this judge, er...thinking?
Let's see if we ever hear about the appeal process.
Enjoy your Saturday....
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