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Okay, so how do you think most people react to the question:
"You're not doing anything with that old electric chair, are you?"
How would you react if you were running the corrections prison?
How would your travel plans to Nebraska change?
How would you conclude that the true intentions of these town-folks is to allure travelers and not to do away with them?
Only one way to find out....
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Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Digging up the dirt on Darwin - the depths to which some non-believers would sink to... :p
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Alright, I am just kidding - again. But to have servants help you with every single act of your day, would just be superb, n'est pas?
And a guy like Darwin who had to study only two hours of math (which would still suck, but hey, maybe he had a servant who did his homework for him) and some other nonsense, rightfully had too much time on his hands.
And that's how he must have come up with all this nonsense about evolution. Sheesh, what can you expect from a guy who had all these servants, had his dad pay for his school and he went shooting with his friends all the time (reminds of you a US President in the recent past?)...
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Alright, I am just kidding - again. But to have servants help you with every single act of your day, would just be superb, n'est pas?
And a guy like Darwin who had to study only two hours of math (which would still suck, but hey, maybe he had a servant who did his homework for him) and some other nonsense, rightfully had too much time on his hands.
And that's how he must have come up with all this nonsense about evolution. Sheesh, what can you expect from a guy who had all these servants, had his dad pay for his school and he went shooting with his friends all the time (reminds of you a US President in the recent past?)...
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
"I'm flattered people even want to hear me in the first place." - George W. Bush!
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Don't worry about the actual article. Isn't nitpicking what we are supposed to do anyway?
One thing we can deduce about Bush is that he is not big on "truthisms". He is more the "truth" guy. Who else would admit the truth about himself?
That said, many of us on the interwebs are not as flattered as much as flabbergasted!
What kind of people pay $3100 to hear him? In Canada? Some people MUST really miss humor in their life. Thanks to his bibliophilic aspirations to build a library (possibly of coloring books), we can hear more of this jolly old, humorous....
Basically he won't go away. Neither will Cheney.
As the old saint would say "Oh fun!"
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Don't worry about the actual article. Isn't nitpicking what we are supposed to do anyway?
One thing we can deduce about Bush is that he is not big on "truthisms". He is more the "truth" guy. Who else would admit the truth about himself?
That said, many of us on the interwebs are not as flattered as much as flabbergasted!
What kind of people pay $3100 to hear him? In Canada? Some people MUST really miss humor in their life. Thanks to his bibliophilic aspirations to build a library (possibly of coloring books), we can hear more of this jolly old, humorous....
Basically he won't go away. Neither will Cheney.
As the old saint would say "Oh fun!"
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Grassley admits "I never mean what I say"
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When Grassley wants you to kill yourself, he really means it - not apparently. Maybe he thought he was like Cuomo? Giving executives a deadline, trying to see what they would do? But he just said he doesn't mean what he said.
Here is Grassley's itinerary for the reminder of this week:
1. Wednesday - Apologize to Japanese leaders for talking about how they apologize. He did not mean that their apologies were justified.
2. Thursday - Apologize to all businessmen because he wasn't being favorable only to Japanese Businessmen.
3. Friday - Apologize to everyone else, because he didn't mean to be nice only to businessmen in general.
The real problem is, one shudders (as one is) what would Grassley like to tell people on work visas about his views on their duration on this planet. Impressive for a "pro-life" guy.
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When Grassley wants you to kill yourself, he really means it - not apparently. Maybe he thought he was like Cuomo? Giving executives a deadline, trying to see what they would do? But he just said he doesn't mean what he said.
Here is Grassley's itinerary for the reminder of this week:
1. Wednesday - Apologize to Japanese leaders for talking about how they apologize. He did not mean that their apologies were justified.
2. Thursday - Apologize to all businessmen because he wasn't being favorable only to Japanese Businessmen.
3. Friday - Apologize to everyone else, because he didn't mean to be nice only to businessmen in general.
The real problem is, one shudders (as one is) what would Grassley like to tell people on work visas about his views on their duration on this planet. Impressive for a "pro-life" guy.
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Sunday, March 15, 2009
Of what use is a government that cannot govern? otherwise known as "outrage at AIG bonuses"
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What contract binding? If it had not been your and my tax money there would be no AIG. Here is a new contract Geithner:
Call AIG and tell them if the bonuses are not returned, the people who got the bonuses can leave. Don't we have enough people who would be happy to take up the jobs?
A sign that a government is becoming useless to its own people is when it doesn't even want to think beyond a straight line.
Every problem has a solution - if people thought with real earnest. AIG needs a long overdue house cleaning and perhaps the Obama administration is not up to the task...
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What contract binding? If it had not been your and my tax money there would be no AIG. Here is a new contract Geithner:
Call AIG and tell them if the bonuses are not returned, the people who got the bonuses can leave. Don't we have enough people who would be happy to take up the jobs?
A sign that a government is becoming useless to its own people is when it doesn't even want to think beyond a straight line.
Every problem has a solution - if people thought with real earnest. AIG needs a long overdue house cleaning and perhaps the Obama administration is not up to the task...
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Sunday, March 08, 2009
Worried that college students are not getting the appropriate job skills? - Here's probably why!
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I am sure you love Star Trek as much as I do (boy was that a terrible thing to confess to). Or, maybe you sit up thinking about Wonder Women and werewolves as much as I do as well.
But how is sitting through a college class discussing your private fetishes going to help you actually learn any skills in engineering, science, stocking, sales or anything useful?
Shouldn't they be firing the idiots who teach such drivel?
Know of a single nation outside the US where such crap would be tolerated?
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I am sure you love Star Trek as much as I do (boy was that a terrible thing to confess to). Or, maybe you sit up thinking about Wonder Women and werewolves as much as I do as well.
But how is sitting through a college class discussing your private fetishes going to help you actually learn any skills in engineering, science, stocking, sales or anything useful?
Shouldn't they be firing the idiots who teach such drivel?
Know of a single nation outside the US where such crap would be tolerated?
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Friday, February 27, 2009
Is the news that Bartz is re-orging Yahoo! a lie? hmm...
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Because if she did unto Yahoo! what she did unto Autodesk before she left....
that would be "more of the same" n'est pas?
Even the God who created us all from each others' backbones 6,000 years ago (and left dino bone trash lying all over) cannot save Yachoo!
Oh, and she gets $19mn for this?
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Because if she did unto Yahoo! what she did unto Autodesk before she left....
that would be "more of the same" n'est pas?
Even the God who created us all from each others' backbones 6,000 years ago (and left dino bone trash lying all over) cannot save Yachoo!
Oh, and she gets $19mn for this?
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Saturday, February 21, 2009
USA Network - Now approving idiots like David Chang
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Talk about a pompous ass. Apparently, he is proud of the fact that he won't serve vegetarians. And hey, if you don't like his food - it means you don't know what you are talking about.
Here are a couple of thoughts:
1. There is no frigging elegance in cooking meat, especially a whole pork's ass.
2. USA Network's character list must be bubbling with idiots.
And here is a bonus thought:
David Chang - you probably suck much more than you think...
[In case you are confused, watch the fool mouth off on USA Network]
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Talk about a pompous ass. Apparently, he is proud of the fact that he won't serve vegetarians. And hey, if you don't like his food - it means you don't know what you are talking about.
Here are a couple of thoughts:
1. There is no frigging elegance in cooking meat, especially a whole pork's ass.
2. USA Network's character list must be bubbling with idiots.
And here is a bonus thought:
David Chang - you probably suck much more than you think...
[In case you are confused, watch the fool mouth off on USA Network]
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Monday, February 16, 2009
SC Sheriff to Phelps - we'll let you go. (your 'esticles are fried anyway...)
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Southern Justice it is! Now if you or I had been smokin' some, this Sheriff would have miraculously found physical evidence.
Like I once said, the more money you have, the more democracy you have.
News to Lott: No, he is an American Zero. He brought shame on to people who counted on him, and now you are letting go!
For anyone who wants to call me a prude over the whole grass thing:
http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-hspot17-nws,0,788749.story
How does that smell? Burned? Smoked?
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Southern Justice it is! Now if you or I had been smokin' some, this Sheriff would have miraculously found physical evidence.
Like I once said, the more money you have, the more democracy you have.
News to Lott: No, he is an American Zero. He brought shame on to people who counted on him, and now you are letting go!
For anyone who wants to call me a prude over the whole grass thing:
http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-hspot17-nws,0,788749.story
How does that smell? Burned? Smoked?
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Thursday, February 05, 2009
Why "but Obama told us it is cool to sell pot..." doesn't seem to be working...
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Oh, and just to clarify, Obama sold us on hope...not dope!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Obama has had a rough day or two. He suddenly realized that his Democrat brethren not only smoke anything that burns, but also don't pay the taxes they levy on others..(
Oh, in case you thought that was over, the husband of the Labor Secretary Nominee just paid $6,400 in "back" taxes.
Want to infuse cash back into the economy?
Audit the Democrats...
Anyway, we digress.
I am sure though this is a topic that is not easily forgotten.
Who would have thought Obama would be the darling of those who peddle ganja, hashish, dope, smoke, pot, grass....
I am sure he isn't, but hey what is better than punching a guy when he is down?
Okay, listen people - you want to sell marijuana medically?
Well, get mainstream researchers to lobby (oh wait, Obama doesn't like that), beg, express outrage, publish journal articles or do something about it.
If it is medical, it must have proof, right?
Well, then let's get it.
Or, ask the FDA.
They will approve anything - even if it is for s*its and giggles....
Or, wait until 2012. I am sure Palin will approve leases for marijuana fields.....
What? My blog makes very little sense?
Well you know what I have been smoking!
Oh, and anyone else think the Canadian flag leaf looks suspiciously like...
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Oh, and just to clarify, Obama sold us on hope...not dope!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Obama has had a rough day or two. He suddenly realized that his Democrat brethren not only smoke anything that burns, but also don't pay the taxes they levy on others..(
Oh, in case you thought that was over, the husband of the Labor Secretary Nominee just paid $6,400 in "back" taxes.
Want to infuse cash back into the economy?
Audit the Democrats...
Anyway, we digress.
I am sure though this is a topic that is not easily forgotten.
Who would have thought Obama would be the darling of those who peddle ganja, hashish, dope, smoke, pot, grass....
I am sure he isn't, but hey what is better than punching a guy when he is down?
Okay, listen people - you want to sell marijuana medically?
Well, get mainstream researchers to lobby (oh wait, Obama doesn't like that), beg, express outrage, publish journal articles or do something about it.
If it is medical, it must have proof, right?
Well, then let's get it.
Or, ask the FDA.
They will approve anything - even if it is for s*its and giggles....
Or, wait until 2012. I am sure Palin will approve leases for marijuana fields.....
What? My blog makes very little sense?
Well you know what I have been smoking!
Oh, and anyone else think the Canadian flag leaf looks suspiciously like...
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