Thieving is not for the faint of heart, nor for the kind at heart. Our friendly, neighborhood burglar-man breaks into a house and starts stealing and "ransacking" stuff in his traditional manner of lore.
Turns out there was a baby in the house. While he decided to warm up a bottle and feed the crying baby (makes thou wonderest what the hell the parents were doing while all this went on), some equally handsomely employed person watched the surveillance video on a newscast?!!
What the devil was a newscast doing, showing a surveillance video?
Don't ask. This has now gone past the Marishka Hargitay, Jennifer Love Hewitt Territory into the Twilight Zone.
Why did the burglar decide to feed the baby? Was it compassion? Or a way to keep the burglary free of purple haze?
Why do people in Indiana get surveillance videos as newscasts?
Oh well....like I said, "Aaaawww" and "Snap!"
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