It has begun. It being the 2012 campaign. Looks like it has also ended quickly, because between Huckabee, Palin and Romney, they have a 193% chance of winning.
Before you go questioning things, you should visit a page that I have linked at the bottom of this post to make sure you painfully read through all this before going on to the actually interesting part..
The Omnistupid Fox News, in it's infinite GOP-dom, played a pie chart, showing that 60% of Republicans back Romney, 63% Huckabee and 70% Palin.
The Source?
Er, Opinions.
Hey, it's all there - a nice little pie chart, showing how much support each candidate has. Still confused? Well, time to vote republican, er, time to get an explanation.
In the traditional world of left leaning, tree climbing... , a pie chart ends up adding to a total of 100% and the individual components cannot have a percentage that forces the pie chart to add to a sum total greater than 100%.
Basic Math - A Liberal Conspiracy
Of course, Fox News is the only right news. All this pie chart brouhaha proves is that mathematics is another one of those bottom feeding liberal policies they teach in schools to try and pollute our children's minds.
Wait till someone hacks into a math professor's emails and proves that all math is, is a bunch of tricks.....
In reality, it proves that if you took the collective intelligence of everyone working for Rupert Murdoch, and expressed them as percentages, they will amount to less than a sum total of 100% - one brain.
And that, is where all the money and media power rests.
Enjoy:
http://www.vizworld.com/2009/11/dreadful-fox-news-2012-election-infographic/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dreadful-fox-news-2012-election-infographic
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Tuesday, December 01, 2009
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Thank you, Srihari. 'Tis sew important not to take everything seriously . . . seriously, I appreciate your blatant humor.
~ Tania
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