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So you know what: the ferris wheel was going too slow.
I am also sure a moving wheel had an influence on either's brains. Both their brains must have been jolted into action by a fast moving wheel.
Alas, I don't know if the wheel was going clockwise or counter-clockwise, but it definitely did not get either's brain functioning in the right way.
Gears crunched, neurons creaked, pathways fired and both made complete asses of themselves.
But, don't be so bitter. They did it for us! All of us!!!
How else would you want your Monday morning brightened?
Talk about a joy ride....
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