It's Official, Jesus is an ex-traffic cop....

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And you can now watch him on ABC.

We have come to this now...

I know we were supposed to treat everyone equal, but taking out a guy who belongs in a pyschiatric ward and giving him his "15 minutes" is a giant leap towards uselessness.

Next up on ABC:

A new reality show by Jesus featuring him as a narcotics division officer...

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