Tuesday, July 15, 2008

To stave off a Microsoft buy, Yahoo! embraces idiocy...!

Alternative Titles Include:

The Yahoo! Math

Yang Can't Count!

(Click on Image to enlarge, and then you better come back and read the rest!)

This is what it has come down to. Yang walked down the corridors of Yahoo! triumphantly after sending an email to his employees,

"Dear All,

Do anything, just please, anything so that I don't have to leave the company.

Pleae, pretty please.

After typing this email, I am going to Washington to talk to Mommy about big, bad, bad Microsoft..boo hoo.

If you don't do this, and Microsoft will steal your lunch money...every day.

Oh, and I am attaching an FAQ (Farts and Quirks) on our latest efforts to prevent Microsoft from stealing my lunch money (read billions in stock - which, actually they cannot steal).



And look what the loyal Yahoo! Mail folks gave us.

The images speak for themselves.

Y!ours truly!

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