God, or his agent is now talking to YOU on YouTube!

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It's official!


What our friendly, neighborhood convicted felon Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens said seems to have caught the Pope's attention! He has realized that the interwebs are a bunch of tubes connected to each other, and YouTubes is one of them through which you can post funny moving pictures of yourself slipping on a banana peel with a white robe on, and so on....

The Big, Fat, White Priest Pope will now beam his dissatisfaction over your extra conjugal indulgence, your propensity to use "protection", your attitude towards divorce, embryonic stem cells and what it means to be alive (it's totally okay to die in unnecessary wars when you were 18, as long as you are delivered once conceived, bastard child or not..) over YouTube!!!

Hmm, I had a Bill Maher moment out there (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0815241/)

Well anyway, I think I am the last person (other than all the homeless, impoverished people) to get on the YouTubes.

As long as Ze Pope doesn't try to post cartoons explaining the differences between Islam and Christianity, he should be A-okay!

One more thing Pope, no DRM music in the background. You don't want to piss off the RIAA. They will send takedown notices and settlement lawsuits to a one "John Doe", 1 Vatican Circle, Vatican City, Europe.....

In other issues that seems to be pissing people off (call it my diversion tactic):

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50F5DJ20090116

God's mom did not have a bust. You cannot compare her to your friend's mom who used to come pick you up after soccer games...

You think I am going straight to hell?


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Britain: Now wagging it's insignificantly small pen* in a South Asian near you - one more time

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I was traveling the Thanksgiving Weekend when Bombay was attacked. Returning from the trip, my biggest shock was that Pakistan was not back to the stone ages where it belonged.

Thanks to my 1.08 billion brethren whose solution to every problem seems to be making more babies and calling it a "cold start", Pakistan will continue to be a gangrene of our modern times.

Look at Israel? Humanitarian Crisis, my pink tushy. If we don't fight evil with effective war, we will never have a solution.

And, after all, India's problem is different. We didn't occupy Pakistan. We gave them the Capital F*ing right to exist.

Talking to several of my co-habituating Indian citizens, I found out that we were still very interested in empty mouthing.

And all this crap about "Western Allies". India doesn't have any allies.

And now Britain. Can somebody ask the Island nation to shut up? They are the reason this mess exists.

Idiots.


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Incredibly stupid, horny idiots on LinkedIn are now called "unsuspecting users"

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2009 is here. And it is the year where we will support all forms of imbecility by putting nice names on them. It is part of a new global resolution to devolve rather than evolve by allowing the horny and criminal among us to be proud of their doubts.

This follows the trend from 2008 when Obama Rick Warrenized America. Now he is after appointing the extremely jolly and geriatric folks who should rather be dressed up as Santa Claus to lead CIA and such...

In any case, read the article. Let's say you are on LinkedIn. You see the profile of a person in their birthday attire displaying phallic or other enticing morphologies...

Here are a few questions:

Would you click on the profile or move on?

Why are you on LinkedIn in the first place?

How long have you been living in a cave to realize that a nude picture on the internet can almost never lead to a happy conclusion, at least when you see them on legit websites?

So, idiots who click on these profiles are not "exploited". iFrames or not, they are reaping what they sow.

So why are we not writing articles titled "LinkedIn infested by horny sobs who click on nude profiles" ?

Because this is 2009.

Stupidity is in.

Commonsense was buried the century before last.

Let's give everyone a sticker for showing up!!!

Oh, and Happy New Year!

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