Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Incredibly stupid, horny idiots on LinkedIn are now called "unsuspecting users"

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2009 is here. And it is the year where we will support all forms of imbecility by putting nice names on them. It is part of a new global resolution to devolve rather than evolve by allowing the horny and criminal among us to be proud of their doubts.

This follows the trend from 2008 when Obama Rick Warrenized America. Now he is after appointing the extremely jolly and geriatric folks who should rather be dressed up as Santa Claus to lead CIA and such...

In any case, read the article. Let's say you are on LinkedIn. You see the profile of a person in their birthday attire displaying phallic or other enticing morphologies...

Here are a few questions:

Would you click on the profile or move on?

Why are you on LinkedIn in the first place?

How long have you been living in a cave to realize that a nude picture on the internet can almost never lead to a happy conclusion, at least when you see them on legit websites?

So, idiots who click on these profiles are not "exploited". iFrames or not, they are reaping what they sow.

So why are we not writing articles titled "LinkedIn infested by horny sobs who click on nude profiles" ?

Because this is 2009.

Stupidity is in.

Commonsense was buried the century before last.

Let's give everyone a sticker for showing up!!!

Oh, and Happy New Year!

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