Friday, February 27, 2009

Is the news that Bartz is re-orging Yahoo! a lie? hmm...

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Because if she did unto Yahoo! what she did unto Autodesk before she left....

that would be "more of the same" n'est pas?

Even the God who created us all from each others' backbones 6,000 years ago (and left dino bone trash lying all over) cannot save Yachoo!

Oh, and she gets $19mn for this?

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

USA Network - Now approving idiots like David Chang

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Talk about a pompous ass. Apparently, he is proud of the fact that he won't serve vegetarians. And hey, if you don't like his food - it means you don't know what you are talking about.

Here are a couple of thoughts:

1. There is no frigging elegance in cooking meat, especially a whole pork's ass.

2. USA Network's character list must be bubbling with idiots.

And here is a bonus thought:

David Chang - you probably suck much more than you think...

[In case you are confused, watch the fool mouth off on USA Network]

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Monday, February 16, 2009

SC Sheriff to Phelps - we'll let you go. (your 'esticles are fried anyway...)

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Southern Justice it is! Now if you or I had been smokin' some, this Sheriff would have miraculously found physical evidence.

Like I once said, the more money you have, the more democracy you have.

News to Lott: No, he is an American Zero. He brought shame on to people who counted on him, and now you are letting go!

For anyone who wants to call me a prude over the whole grass thing:

http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-hspot17-nws,0,788749.story

How does that smell? Burned? Smoked?

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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Why "but Obama told us it is cool to sell pot..." doesn't seem to be working...

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Oh, and just to clarify, Obama sold us on hope...not dope!!!!!!!!!

Okay, Obama has had a rough day or two. He suddenly realized that his Democrat brethren not only smoke anything that burns, but also don't pay the taxes they levy on others..(

Oh, in case you thought that was over, the husband of the Labor Secretary Nominee just paid $6,400 in "back" taxes.

Want to infuse cash back into the economy?

Audit the Democrats...

Anyway, we digress.

I am sure though this is a topic that is not easily forgotten.

Who would have thought Obama would be the darling of those who peddle ganja, hashish, dope, smoke, pot, grass....

I am sure he isn't, but hey what is better than punching a guy when he is down?

Okay, listen people - you want to sell marijuana medically?

Well, get mainstream researchers to lobby (oh wait, Obama doesn't like that), beg, express outrage, publish journal articles or do something about it.

If it is medical, it must have proof, right?

Well, then let's get it.

Or, ask the FDA.

They will approve anything - even if it is for s*its and giggles....

Or, wait until 2012. I am sure Palin will approve leases for marijuana fields.....

What? My blog makes very little sense?

Well you know what I have been smoking!

Oh, and anyone else think the Canadian flag leaf looks suspiciously like...

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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Freedom, Shmeedom - If it worked for Hitler, it will work for network companies, says Europe while playing the harp, as the internet burned...

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Viviane Reding is an amazing, fairly balanced idiot EU official?

When Microsoft does something wrong, people like her cry hoarse about monopoly.

When it comes to internet, here is her strategy: "Rather, our goal should be to find ways to allow operators and service providers to respect human rights"

Who else has stomach ache laughing their red little tush off?

It almost makes Obama's cabinet picks or India's reliance on Pakistan to solve the Mumbai crime "mystery" look a little less funny (or alarmingly terrible.., depending on your view point)...

Oh Europe. Just when we thought all you were was flotsam, you come back and entertain us, so well!

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Sunday, February 01, 2009

Can Mr. Monk be wrong?

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I don't know who else here watches Mr. Monk. The show on USA has become a mainstay with me for the lovable character of a guy who pines for his dead wife and solves mysteries in an "In-Your-Face-Sherlock" fashion.

He is also an obsessive compulsive neat freak.

And, he has got a problem:

In the Super bowl style football episode, Mr. Monk in his usual summation goes "He sold the Xeroxed copy..."

It's elementary My Dear Watson (with who, I sherlock am gayly in love with...):

Xeroxed may be okay for colloquial expression. It may be okay for low quality dictionaries that are chomping to add more words to their gamut, qualified or not.

It would not be okay for Adrian Monk - the man who can simply look at the picture of a ring and find a dead body.

Hmm, oh well, when have we associated TV writers with the superior intelligence, anyway?

I sent feedback to the USA Network. Want to bet we will ever hear back?

Mr. Monk may be a legend in San Francisco. But on TV, he is making some bad, uncharacteristic mistakes...


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