Monday, April 05, 2010

And in this week's "Where are the jobs", we introduce: Doga - how to torture your pet and get some exercise...

If you thought people who put shoes and sweaters on their dogs were being rude and incongruous with sanity, you have another thing coming...

We introduce Doga - apparently, Dog + Yoga.

I am not sure how to go from here without spitting euphemisms that allure at the misconstrued ancestry of the people who invented, er, "Doga".

So, what about people who own donkeys and want to do yoga?

Will you call that Ass-ga?

I think we should call it something else:

Devolution - Devilishly Idiotic Dog-Owner's Brain Dissolution.

I know doesn't rhyme well, and doesn't fit well - but hey, "Doga" is also pretty dumb. Actually, it is just dumb, not pretty at all.

Makes you wonder if the poor dogs are having to pay for the sins, er sob stories, erads "performed" by Sarah Mclaughlin on TV. I sometimes feel that dogs become depressed just thinking about her.

Well, the poor dogs on the Mclaughlin ads have it easy, compared to our "Doga" dogs.

The moral of the story is, if you dig enough gold and some poor bastard pays for your dog and the boutique bills, then you can lift the hapless four-legged creature off the ground and dance around like a maniac?

Jeez, get a life!

If you have no idea what the hell I am talking about:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/tlg/1671298318.html

So what do you think? Is this more insulting to dogs or yoga? Is there even a degree of comparison here?

I seriously hope to Dog, er God, this is just a bad April Fool's joke!


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