In this week's "what the": Maybe he thought it was a "bear cooler"?

A 125 pound bear is not formidable, right?

Yeah, maybe, but if he walks into a store and climbs into a "beer cooler", you are formidable-ed....

Hmm, what I wonder is, if this is one of those bears who didn't graduate high school.. he thought he was a "beer" or that the thing he climbed into was a "bear cooler".

To understand this mystery, go to:
http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/64674327.html

And a "slide show" from the store's camera:
http://www.jsonline.com/multimedia/photos/64678767.html?index=1


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