Talk about a sound sleeper. This guy was asleep (someone should check if he was conscious though, all jokes aside) through a fire that led his house to burn down and collapse partially!
I mean, was he thinking he was in a bad dream? You gotta be really, really lucky!
And the story says he "woke up". I wonder if he had to be woken up.
I have a couple of career suggestions for him:
1. Don't apply for bank security jobs.
2. Try to get elected - any public office will do. And go Republican...er, did I say that one out loud?
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