So, like, I'm like, so much smarter than you, 'cause like...

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..like I surf the interwebs almost 24 hours a day - that's almost 24 times more than you!!!

Suckers!

Ha ha.

Okay, in theory I completely agree with this UCLA scientist who "studied" people that surf the internet.

But what if I am gorging on porn, facebook, You Tube videos of cats and dogs making idiots of their owners with video cameras....

Well?

Or is it better if I live dangerously and surf calculus websites all night?

Hmm...life goes on!

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