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Because if she did unto Yahoo! what she did unto Autodesk before she left....
that would be "more of the same" n'est pas?
Even the God who created us all from each others' backbones 6,000 years ago (and left dino bone trash lying all over) cannot save Yachoo!
Oh, and she gets $19mn for this?
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Friday, February 27, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
USA Network - Now approving idiots like David Chang
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Talk about a pompous ass. Apparently, he is proud of the fact that he won't serve vegetarians. And hey, if you don't like his food - it means you don't know what you are talking about.
Here are a couple of thoughts:
1. There is no frigging elegance in cooking meat, especially a whole pork's ass.
2. USA Network's character list must be bubbling with idiots.
And here is a bonus thought:
David Chang - you probably suck much more than you think...
[In case you are confused, watch the fool mouth off on USA Network]
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Talk about a pompous ass. Apparently, he is proud of the fact that he won't serve vegetarians. And hey, if you don't like his food - it means you don't know what you are talking about.
Here are a couple of thoughts:
1. There is no frigging elegance in cooking meat, especially a whole pork's ass.
2. USA Network's character list must be bubbling with idiots.
And here is a bonus thought:
David Chang - you probably suck much more than you think...
[In case you are confused, watch the fool mouth off on USA Network]
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Monday, February 16, 2009
SC Sheriff to Phelps - we'll let you go. (your 'esticles are fried anyway...)
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Southern Justice it is! Now if you or I had been smokin' some, this Sheriff would have miraculously found physical evidence.
Like I once said, the more money you have, the more democracy you have.
News to Lott: No, he is an American Zero. He brought shame on to people who counted on him, and now you are letting go!
For anyone who wants to call me a prude over the whole grass thing:
http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-hspot17-nws,0,788749.story
How does that smell? Burned? Smoked?
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Southern Justice it is! Now if you or I had been smokin' some, this Sheriff would have miraculously found physical evidence.
Like I once said, the more money you have, the more democracy you have.
News to Lott: No, he is an American Zero. He brought shame on to people who counted on him, and now you are letting go!
For anyone who wants to call me a prude over the whole grass thing:
http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-hspot17-nws,0,788749.story
How does that smell? Burned? Smoked?
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Thursday, February 05, 2009
Why "but Obama told us it is cool to sell pot..." doesn't seem to be working...
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Oh, and just to clarify, Obama sold us on hope...not dope!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Obama has had a rough day or two. He suddenly realized that his Democrat brethren not only smoke anything that burns, but also don't pay the taxes they levy on others..(
Oh, in case you thought that was over, the husband of the Labor Secretary Nominee just paid $6,400 in "back" taxes.
Want to infuse cash back into the economy?
Audit the Democrats...
Anyway, we digress.
I am sure though this is a topic that is not easily forgotten.
Who would have thought Obama would be the darling of those who peddle ganja, hashish, dope, smoke, pot, grass....
I am sure he isn't, but hey what is better than punching a guy when he is down?
Okay, listen people - you want to sell marijuana medically?
Well, get mainstream researchers to lobby (oh wait, Obama doesn't like that), beg, express outrage, publish journal articles or do something about it.
If it is medical, it must have proof, right?
Well, then let's get it.
Or, ask the FDA.
They will approve anything - even if it is for s*its and giggles....
Or, wait until 2012. I am sure Palin will approve leases for marijuana fields.....
What? My blog makes very little sense?
Well you know what I have been smoking!
Oh, and anyone else think the Canadian flag leaf looks suspiciously like...
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Oh, and just to clarify, Obama sold us on hope...not dope!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Obama has had a rough day or two. He suddenly realized that his Democrat brethren not only smoke anything that burns, but also don't pay the taxes they levy on others..(
Oh, in case you thought that was over, the husband of the Labor Secretary Nominee just paid $6,400 in "back" taxes.
Want to infuse cash back into the economy?
Audit the Democrats...
Anyway, we digress.
I am sure though this is a topic that is not easily forgotten.
Who would have thought Obama would be the darling of those who peddle ganja, hashish, dope, smoke, pot, grass....
I am sure he isn't, but hey what is better than punching a guy when he is down?
Okay, listen people - you want to sell marijuana medically?
Well, get mainstream researchers to lobby (oh wait, Obama doesn't like that), beg, express outrage, publish journal articles or do something about it.
If it is medical, it must have proof, right?
Well, then let's get it.
Or, ask the FDA.
They will approve anything - even if it is for s*its and giggles....
Or, wait until 2012. I am sure Palin will approve leases for marijuana fields.....
What? My blog makes very little sense?
Well you know what I have been smoking!
Oh, and anyone else think the Canadian flag leaf looks suspiciously like...
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Freedom, Shmeedom - If it worked for Hitler, it will work for network companies, says Europe while playing the harp, as the internet burned...
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Viviane Reding is an amazing, fairly balancedidiot EU official?
When Microsoft does something wrong, people like her cry hoarse about monopoly.
When it comes to internet, here is her strategy: "Rather, our goal should be to find ways to allow operators and service providers to respect human rights"
Who else has stomach ache laughing their red little tush off?
It almost makes Obama's cabinet picks or India's reliance on Pakistan to solve the Mumbai crime "mystery" look a little less funny (or alarmingly terrible.., depending on your view point)...
Oh Europe. Just when we thought all you were was flotsam, you come back and entertain us, so well!
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Viviane Reding is an amazing, fairly balanced
When Microsoft does something wrong, people like her cry hoarse about monopoly.
When it comes to internet, here is her strategy: "Rather, our goal should be to find ways to allow operators and service providers to respect human rights"
Who else has stomach ache laughing their red little tush off?
It almost makes Obama's cabinet picks or India's reliance on Pakistan to solve the Mumbai crime "mystery" look a little less funny (or alarmingly terrible.., depending on your view point)...
Oh Europe. Just when we thought all you were was flotsam, you come back and entertain us, so well!
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Sunday, February 01, 2009
Can Mr. Monk be wrong?
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I don't know who else here watches Mr. Monk. The show on USA has become a mainstay with me for the lovable character of a guy who pines for his dead wife and solves mysteries in an "In-Your-Face-Sherlock" fashion.
He is also an obsessive compulsive neat freak.
And, he has got a problem:
In the Super bowl style football episode, Mr. Monk in his usual summation goes "He sold the Xeroxed copy..."
It's elementary My Dear Watson (with who, I sherlock am gayly in love with...):
Xeroxed may be okay for colloquial expression. It may be okay for low quality dictionaries that are chomping to add more words to their gamut, qualified or not.
It would not be okay for Adrian Monk - the man who can simply look at the picture of a ring and find a dead body.
Hmm, oh well, when have we associated TV writers with the superior intelligence, anyway?
I sent feedback to the USA Network. Want to bet we will ever hear back?
Mr. Monk may be a legend in San Francisco. But on TV, he is making some bad, uncharacteristic mistakes...
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I don't know who else here watches Mr. Monk. The show on USA has become a mainstay with me for the lovable character of a guy who pines for his dead wife and solves mysteries in an "In-Your-Face-Sherlock" fashion.
He is also an obsessive compulsive neat freak.
And, he has got a problem:
In the Super bowl style football episode, Mr. Monk in his usual summation goes "He sold the Xeroxed copy..."
It's elementary My Dear Watson (with who, I sherlock am gayly in love with...):
Xeroxed may be okay for colloquial expression. It may be okay for low quality dictionaries that are chomping to add more words to their gamut, qualified or not.
It would not be okay for Adrian Monk - the man who can simply look at the picture of a ring and find a dead body.
Hmm, oh well, when have we associated TV writers with the superior intelligence, anyway?
I sent feedback to the USA Network. Want to bet we will ever hear back?
Mr. Monk may be a legend in San Francisco. But on TV, he is making some bad, uncharacteristic mistakes...
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Monday, January 19, 2009
God, or his agent is now talking to YOU on YouTube!
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It's official!
What our friendly, neighborhoodconvicted felon Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens said seems to have caught the Pope's attention! He has realized that the interwebs are a bunch of tubes connected to each other, and YouTubes is one of them through which you can post funny moving pictures of yourself slipping on a banana peel with a white robe on, and so on....
TheBig, Fat, White Priest Pope will now beam his dissatisfaction over your extra conjugal indulgence, your propensity to use "protection", your attitude towards divorce, embryonic stem cells and what it means to be alive (it's totally okay to die in unnecessary wars when you were 18, as long as you are delivered once conceived, bastard child or not..) over YouTube!!!
Hmm, I had a Bill Maher moment out there (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0815241/)
Well anyway, I think I am the last person (other than all the homeless, impoverished people) to get on the YouTubes.
As long as Ze Pope doesn't try to post cartoons explaining the differences between Islam and Christianity, he should be A-okay!
One more thing Pope, no DRM music in the background. You don't want to piss off the RIAA. They will send takedown notices and settlement lawsuits to a one "John Doe", 1 Vatican Circle, Vatican City, Europe.....
In other issues that seems to be pissing people off (call it my diversion tactic):
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50F5DJ20090116
God's mom did not have a bust. You cannot compare her to your friend's mom who used to come pick you up after soccer games...
You think I am going straight to hell?
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It's official!
What our friendly, neighborhood
The
Hmm, I had a Bill Maher moment out there (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0815241/)
Well anyway, I think I am the last person (other than all the homeless, impoverished people) to get on the YouTubes.
As long as Ze Pope doesn't try to post cartoons explaining the differences between Islam and Christianity, he should be A-okay!
One more thing Pope, no DRM music in the background. You don't want to piss off the RIAA. They will send takedown notices and settlement lawsuits to a one "John Doe", 1 Vatican Circle, Vatican City, Europe.....
In other issues that seems to be pissing people off (call it my diversion tactic):
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSTRE50F5DJ20090116
God's mom did not have a bust. You cannot compare her to your friend's mom who used to come pick you up after soccer games...
You think I am going straight to hell?
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Britain: Now wagging it's insignificantly small pen* in a South Asian near you - one more time
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I was traveling the Thanksgiving Weekend when Bombay was attacked. Returning from the trip, my biggest shock was that Pakistan was not back to the stone ages where it belonged.
Thanks to my 1.08 billion brethren whose solution to every problem seems to be making more babies and calling it a "cold start", Pakistan will continue to be a gangrene of our modern times.
Look at Israel? Humanitarian Crisis, my pink tushy. If we don't fight evil with effective war, we will never have a solution.
And, after all, India's problem is different. We didn't occupy Pakistan. We gave them the Capital F*ing right to exist.
Talking to several of my co-habituating Indian citizens, I found out that we were still very interested in empty mouthing.
And all this crap about "Western Allies". India doesn't have any allies.
And now Britain. Can somebody ask the Island nation to shut up? They are the reason this mess exists.
Idiots.
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I was traveling the Thanksgiving Weekend when Bombay was attacked. Returning from the trip, my biggest shock was that Pakistan was not back to the stone ages where it belonged.
Thanks to my 1.08 billion brethren whose solution to every problem seems to be making more babies and calling it a "cold start", Pakistan will continue to be a gangrene of our modern times.
Look at Israel? Humanitarian Crisis, my pink tushy. If we don't fight evil with effective war, we will never have a solution.
And, after all, India's problem is different. We didn't occupy Pakistan. We gave them the Capital F*ing right to exist.
Talking to several of my co-habituating Indian citizens, I found out that we were still very interested in empty mouthing.
And all this crap about "Western Allies". India doesn't have any allies.
And now Britain. Can somebody ask the Island nation to shut up? They are the reason this mess exists.
Idiots.
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Incredibly stupid, horny idiots on LinkedIn are now called "unsuspecting users"
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2009 is here. And it is the year where we will support all forms of imbecility by putting nice names on them. It is part of a new global resolution to devolve rather than evolve by allowing the horny and criminal among us to be proud of their doubts.
This follows the trend from 2008 when Obama Rick Warrenized America. Now he is after appointing the extremely jolly and geriatric folks who should rather be dressed up as Santa Claus to lead CIA and such...
In any case, read the article. Let's say you are on LinkedIn. You see the profile of a person in their birthday attire displaying phallic or other enticing morphologies...
Here are a few questions:
Would you click on the profile or move on?
Why are you on LinkedIn in the first place?
How long have you been living in a cave to realize that a nude picture on the internet can almost never lead to a happy conclusion, at least when you see them on legit websites?
So, idiots who click on these profiles are not "exploited". iFrames or not, they are reaping what they sow.
So why are we not writing articles titled "LinkedIn infested by horny sobs who click on nude profiles" ?
Because this is 2009.
Stupidity is in.
Commonsense was buried the century before last.
Let's give everyone a sticker for showing up!!!
Oh, and Happy New Year!
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2009 is here. And it is the year where we will support all forms of imbecility by putting nice names on them. It is part of a new global resolution to devolve rather than evolve by allowing the horny and criminal among us to be proud of their doubts.
This follows the trend from 2008 when Obama Rick Warrenized America. Now he is after appointing the extremely jolly and geriatric folks who should rather be dressed up as Santa Claus to lead CIA and such...
In any case, read the article. Let's say you are on LinkedIn. You see the profile of a person in their birthday attire displaying phallic or other enticing morphologies...
Here are a few questions:
Would you click on the profile or move on?
Why are you on LinkedIn in the first place?
How long have you been living in a cave to realize that a nude picture on the internet can almost never lead to a happy conclusion, at least when you see them on legit websites?
So, idiots who click on these profiles are not "exploited". iFrames or not, they are reaping what they sow.
So why are we not writing articles titled "LinkedIn infested by horny sobs who click on nude profiles" ?
Because this is 2009.
Stupidity is in.
Commonsense was buried the century before last.
Let's give everyone a sticker for showing up!!!
Oh, and Happy New Year!
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Change how I preypray? Separate Church from what? Well, Separate "this" says our friendly, neighborhood Warren....
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Cynicism is an amazing tool. When you learn very, very early in life that people never mean what they say (hear that Jesus?), you settle well into reality.
But, if you have been polluting your backyard with golf courses while driving a Subaru or Prius (or both, which makes you the perfect fluff cake) and telling the rest of the world how it should be, you probably get blindsided by people like Obama.
I was somewhere in between myself. On November 4, I let my guard down. Well, thank you Jesus!
What is amazing is the fact that it took George Bush 8 years to do to what Obama and Rick Warren are going to achieve in the span of a few minutes (or seconds).
No wonder YOU are not the Person of the Year...
Of late, what respected constitution have you tried to dissolve in a few minutes?
How many of the people who trusted you have you let down in a jiffy by using platitudes to defend yourself?
Meanwhile, in another part of the world, the Palins are now grandparents.
We live among a breed of role models indeed!!!
Yes, January 20, 2009 is the end of an error.
It is also the day you realize you are very, very, very error prone. After all you are human aren't ya?
Don't trust me? Good, wait around for no actions on abortion, human rights, gay rights and a host of Lincolnian platitudes served up as excuses.
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Cynicism is an amazing tool. When you learn very, very early in life that people never mean what they say (hear that Jesus?), you settle well into reality.
But, if you have been polluting your backyard with golf courses while driving a Subaru or Prius (or both, which makes you the perfect fluff cake) and telling the rest of the world how it should be, you probably get blindsided by people like Obama.
I was somewhere in between myself. On November 4, I let my guard down. Well, thank you Jesus!
What is amazing is the fact that it took George Bush 8 years to do to what Obama and Rick Warren are going to achieve in the span of a few minutes (or seconds).
No wonder YOU are not the Person of the Year...
Of late, what respected constitution have you tried to dissolve in a few minutes?
How many of the people who trusted you have you let down in a jiffy by using platitudes to defend yourself?
Meanwhile, in another part of the world, the Palins are now grandparents.
We live among a breed of role models indeed!!!
Yes, January 20, 2009 is the end of an error.
It is also the day you realize you are very, very, very error prone. After all you are human aren't ya?
Don't trust me? Good, wait around for no actions on abortion, human rights, gay rights and a host of Lincolnian platitudes served up as excuses.
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