She is one mean prisoner. She waited and waited till she got her chance. And when the first chance came along, Montenegro's one of a kind prisoner escaped...
Using a flood as a good excuse, she swam away, even as others remained in their, er, cages. What's worse, the prison guards are co-operating, feeding her. Word is out that the villagers are in on it too!
Here is the equivalent of an artist's sketch:
The original story:
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