What your operating system tells about you...

After years of research (and being ticked of by John Hodgman and Joe the plumberOS designers), I have come to the following statistically significant conclusions...

I am a PC = I am an idiot

I am a Mac = I am a rich idiot

I am a Linux/Android/Red Hat/White toilet paper/Bubbloontoo... = I am a snob who knows more unimportant things than you

I am a blogger = Well, you know...


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